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The Wino in London at 5 A.M. on Sunday morning.

Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because _________.
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Say hello to Conrad!
Nicky Hilton took her little bro to the polo matches in the Hamptons this past weekend.
Cuz that’s what the blue bloods do - go to polo matches and get DUIs!
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Left: Lindsay’s ex, Courtenay Semel. Right: Amy Winehouse.

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Jessica Simpson performed at her first proper country show this past weekend and things did not go as she would have liked.
When the wannabe country singer took to the stage at the Country Thunder Festival in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, on Saturday night, she was greeted with a warm welcome of boos, reports the local paper.
And, […]

After pAArtying together in NYC, LezLo and saMAN Ronson took their Sapphic sophistication to the Hamptons.
The loved-up twosome were seen up and down East Hampton, Long Island, this weekend.
The gal pals did lots of shopping and were general douches to everyone.
Numerous readers tell us that Lindsay refused to sign any autographs or take pictures with […]

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I really should’ve titled this shit “Pretty Fucking Classy in Pink.” It’s the ravishing CoCo with her pimp at the opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Don’t even make the joke that CoCo is the one who is wasted space. Slap a baby bunny rabbit before you do such a thing! She is perfection.

I don’t think that’s ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo’s ass is like a magnet and it’s trying to eat that dress. That’s probably why she never wears panties. Her ass always ends up eating them. She’s like a Maytag dryer.

Ice-T looks like he’s all dressed up for The Annual Pimp N’ Ho Ball. He’s just missing a hat with a pink feather in it and a cane. Pimpto Bismal! And this is seriously the classiest I’ve ever seen CoCo look. I don’t like it.

Luckily, she was back to looking like her elegant self at Ice-T’s poolside performance. Remember how I said her ass is a major muncher? The same goes for her chocha. By the end of the day, half of her capris were probably eaten by her coochie. That belt is gone forever. Hungry hungry vagina! She has to feed it a steak dinner every night just to keep it from devouring everything in sight. Damn, she’s gorgeous.

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There must have been some Dallas Cowboy fans in the crowd.Jessica Simpson had her country music debut at Country Thunder in Wisc. last night — and walked out to a mix of cheers and boos. Kenosha News reported a number of scathing reviews from…

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