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It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up “A Shauna Sand Reality Show.” Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So….. Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is putting out a shoe collection, she really needs to make exquisite lucite heels for young girls. I hurt when I see Shauna Sand’s daughters wearing common chonklas and slip-ons.

Earlier in the day, Shauna was working her usual corner in Hollywood. No, she was getting some free crap at the Platinum Gifting Lounge at the W Hotel. Shauna showed up with her estranged husband, Romain Chavent. They were supposed to get divorced, but it looks like they fucked and made up. That’s not even the good news. Shauna told the photographer that she’s going to star in a reality show with her husband. The show will follow their journey of “falling back in love” together.

This sounds like the greatest television experience of all time. Shauna Sand, lucite heels, a hot French dude and a love story? Shauna better clear her mantle, because she’s going to get an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel Peace Prize, Peabody Award and AVN Award for this shit! Amazing.

Here’s more pics of Shauna with her daughters last night and with her husband earlier in the day.

Josh Groban and marijuana????
Yup!
The singer reveals THAT and much more in a revealing new article in Details magazine.
Click here to check it out!

Now this is how you do it!
Serena Williams pulled a Diddy.
The tennis star had a nosh at L’Avenue restaurant in gay Paris on Thursday.
She didn’t take too kindly to the rain, though!
So, what’s a girl to do????
Have your own Personal Umbrella Handler, of course!
Does she have someone wipe her ass after she shits too????
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Sammy Davis, Jr. was a Satanist???
That’s the startling claim made in this new investigative article.
Interesting read!

Hmmm….I wonder which one lives on the roof and which one lives in the basement? Hugh Jackman looks like a power bottom screamer. A screamer in wolf’s clothing.

Hugh and his lovely friend went for an early morning swim at Bondi Beach in Australia on Saturday. Unfortunately, they didn’t touch each other in front of the paps. Rude! They could at least kiss each other’s nipples. Just once!

Sarah Jessica Parker and her Manolos are kicking Indiana Jones’ butt at the box office. Opening day ticket sales for Sex And The City Movie unseated last week’s box office champ, Indy 4; banishing the action epic to second place and setting a new precedent for “chick flicks.” Yay for Girl Power! The four […]

The movie is doing HUGE business!
It is expected to take in around $70 million this weekend - well above any predictions.
Amazing!

The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for “Give It 2 Me.” The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel’s new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing around and thrusting her memaw crotch. You know, any video with Pharrell in it can’t be that horrific.

If this shit gets pulled (which it will and I’m too lazy to babysit), click here for more.

Thanks Ceyhun