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The new Indiana Jones movie is getting bad buzz online.
Bummer!

Tom Cruise’s Nazi film, Valkyrie, has been pushed back yet again!
The film, which was originally supposed to come out this June, was pushed back to the Autumn.
Now, it’s not coming out until some time in 2009.
We smell a disaster!

The British media is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged.
If true, then she must not care that he’s been reported to be hooking up with other girls and inviting them for threesomes while working on a new film in Miami.
She probably doesn’t care!
Kate’s the kind of girl we like!
[Image via WENN.]

This is cruel!
Heather Mills had promised $20,000 to provide new artificial legs for this young Russian mother, tragically disabled in a train accident.
Unfortunately, Mucca has reneged on her vow to do good by the fellow amputee.
Maria Rybkina has not heard from Mills since she used her for this photo op.
Cold! Cold! Cold!

The first bomb of the “summer” box office season!
Speed Racer barely took in $20 million at the U.S. Box Office this past weekend.
The film reportedly took in $20.2 million, but rival studios think Warner Bros. is lying about that number, so they can claim a second place finish.
Iron Man came in first for a second […]

Becks, who???
The best player in soccer at the moment, Cristiano Ronaldo, catapulted Manchester United to their 10th Premier League title in 16 years Sunday, beating Wigan 2-0 on the final day of the season.
But, the celebrations may be cut short soon.
Real Madrid is said to be offering Ronnie a MASSIVE deal worth $160 million […]