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Ashton Kutcher was looking very much like a movie star signing autographs in his sunglasses and blazer in LA yesterday. With the release date of What Happens in Vegas less than two weeks away, we’re expecting to see lots more of Ashton promoting his new romantic comedy all over the place. While we respect her need to lay low right now, we still hope Cameron will make it out for at least one of the events — we’d love to see those two hamming it up on the red carpet together.

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Mimi wore what looked like to be an engagement ring to the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of “Tennessee” this past weekend and now Access Hollywood claims Nick Cannon gave her the ring. A source confirmed to them that 27-year-old Nick popped the question to 38-year-old Mimi.

Nick reportedly bought the ring for $2.5 million at Jacob & Company. That bitch can’t afford that shit! Please, he bought that shit at Claire’s in the Queens mall. Mimi better do the glass cut test on it.

This wedding will be a tacky organza mess. It will be like when you were little and your Barbie married Ken. Your mom never bought you the Barbie wedding dress, so you used organza napkins to make your own. Barbie came riding down the aisle on your little poodle’s back. Ok, I’m totally talking about myself. Anyway, that’s what Mimi’s wedding will be like.

That being said, this wedding won’t happen. Mimi should marry a Russian billionaire who will buy her a real life unicorn and pay to have a species of butterfly named after her. Nick Cannon doesn’t deserve her crazy ass.

They sure move fast!
Access Hollywood is is reporting that Mariah Carey and new boyfriend, Nick Cannon, are DEFINITELY getting married.
Yes, that is an engagement ring she’s been seen wearing recently!
Mimi’s 38-years old. Nick’s only 27!
Cougariffic!
Mimi was previously married to music mogul Tommy Mottola.
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TV Guide has just named Jennifer Love Desperate the “Sexiest Woman on TV.”
Is she the only person they were able to get to pose for their cover???

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In a blog post last month, before The Hobbit officially landed a director, Lord of the Rings veteran Sir Ian McKellen was more certain he would reprise his role as Gandalf than he was of his former…

Amy Winehouse was spotted visiting her husband, Blake, in jail on Wednesday.
This is the pair’s first face-to-face since the numerous reports of her infidelity broke.
Crackheads, trying to make it last!

Nick Lachey headed out of the doctor’s office in LA yesterday looking beefcake-tastic as usual. After finding out more details about his summer reality TV show, High School Musical: Summer Session he was already hard at work getting started on it over the weekend. On Sunday he trekked to Long Beach to greet some of the hopefuls at the open casting call. While it must be exciting to have a shot at getting to play a part in the insanely successful franchise, meeting Mr. Lachey must be a pretty fun thrill too.

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Billy Bob Thornton’s 14-year-old son Willie has been dating – and involved in a sexual relationship – with a 22-year-old woman, according to TMZ. The website reports that the woman’s ex-boyfriend got jealous of their relationship and reported it to the Los Angeles Police Department. Regardless of the motivation, that was definitely the […]