Hot. Tranny. Mess.

May 9th, 2008

Our favorite Jackson, La Toya, worked her magic at a party hosted by German mail order and department store corporation Arcandor, Thursday in Munich.
We wonder how much she charges for an appearance.
$500???
[Image via WENN.]

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Jessica Alba “Ellen” Video

May 9th, 2008

A heavily pregnant Jessica Alba on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

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Going Public

May 9th, 2008

Music producer Mark Ronson steps out with his new girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, in London on Thursday night.
She’s 19.
He’s 32.
[Image via WENN.]

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Separated At Birth

May 9th, 2008

Left: John McCain’s wife, Cindy. Right: Flavor of Love slut Pumpkin.

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The Most Amazing Thing

May 9th, 2008

Our little website got a HUGE shout-out on CSI last night!!!!!
CLICK HERE to check it out.

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I’m Sure This Wasn’t for Publicity

May 9th, 2008

 
Paris Hilton arrived at Rockefeller Center yesterday to promote her line of hair extensions for Sally Beauty Supply (classy), while sporting a two-banded diamond ring on her right ring finger. When asked about the ring, Paris tried to play it coy by claiming it was not an engagement ring from boyfriend Benji Madden.
“No, it’s just […]

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Bitch Please

May 9th, 2008

Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection. She’s screaming reverse photoshop! Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.

Mischa’s pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, “Those photos are doctored. I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

She thinks that the pap who took the pics, Jamie Fawcett, is trying to make her look bad, because she bitched him out for taking pictures of her bare saggy titties. Jamie responded, “I wouldn’t seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. … However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures.”

Please, Mischa loves this shit. She hasn’t had this much publicity since….well ever! I’m sure the offers are just rolling in after those pictures hit. I wouldn’t be surprised if her thighs are named the new mascot of Quaker Oats. Poor Quaker Oats Man will be out of a job.

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Mugshot Hall Of Fame

May 9th, 2008

We finally have their pics!
These are those vile, disgusting, disrespectful idiots that desecrated a body and used a corpse head as a bong to smoke marijuana.
We hope their mothers are proud!

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Jayde Nicole Playboy Playmate Of The Year 2008

May 9th, 2008

Twenty-two year old Canadian glamour model Jayde Nicole is the 2008 Playboy Playmate Of The Year. Take a look at a few pictures from the presentation at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills on May 8th.

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A Worthwhile Cause

May 9th, 2008

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!

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